Positions

Project Manager
is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager
is a person who thinks that...
a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!